The Dutch and Their Urination

The Dutch proclaim to be civilized people who have mastered the art of shipping imports and exports around the world. Even those bastards from the Wire Season 2 will agree that they are pretty good stevedores. If you have been to Amsterdam, you will agree that the city is beautiful with a bunch of open minded Euro trash. I say Euro trash, because I am an American living in the best place ever, the USA. In all fairness, despite their $8 croissants and mint tea, the place seems peaceful. They ride their cute bikes to get their milk from a store, rather than ride H2s to the motherfucking Ralph's like we do. I do respect that. The Dutch also have good beer, and liberating understanding of human needs. People will get high and bang hos, so let's have it legal. Fair enough. But there is one thing that I just cannot get over. There are urinals in public places in Amsterdam, where you can just unleash your dong and pee in front of random strangers. I kid you not. What happens if your grade school teacher or your neighbor walks by recognizes you when you are pissing your last Heineken out of your pee hole? Do you shake hands? I wonder.