A Scene from and Ibiza Trance Party 2008

EXT. Ibiza Trance Music Festival-Day Trance is still huge in Spain, because Spain is in Europe, and Europeans love terrible music, like my gay ass neighbors. It's blistering hot outside, the girls are rolling on ecstasy. MIKO on the left is from Tokyo, JEN in the middle is from San Diego, and HILDA on the right is from Berlin. They have met a few hours ago, and since they are on drugs, they think they are all BFF's.

Jen: Miko, I love your eyes, they are so slanted and so exotic. You are so beautiful and precious. You have to give me your email address, I will come and visit you in China.

Miko: Arigato.

Jen: I am really hot and dehydrated from all the dancing, living, loving the breeze, and raving.

Hilda: Ja, Ich bin thirsty. Vhere is das bier und bratwurst?

Miko: Beer is no good when you thirsty. Green tea is good for you hydration and mind.

Jen: Miko, I don't think they have green tea here.

Miko: Oh, no! Godzilla!

Jen: Wait a minute, over there! I see a man selling ice penis pops.

Hilda: Wunderbar!

Miko: Oh, yes! Godzilla!

Jen: Excuse me? We would like to get some ice penis pops? How much are they?

(beat)

5 Euros for one? That's insane. Fine, we will take two please.

Hilda: Wunderbar. Danke.

Miko: Arigato!

Jen: Wouldn't it be super hot if we suck on these penis pops together at the same time?

Miko: Hi!

Hilda: Ja....

Jen: These penis ice pops look like Mickey Mouse's erect cock.

Miko: You American girl so crazy! You like Paris Hilton.

The three girls suck on the penis pops as they thrust their pelvic bones to the trashy sounds of Paul Oakenfold. A group of European men wearing cut off jean shorts and Prada man purses gather and take pictures of these girls licking and sucking.

End Scene.

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