Karaoke

Last night my friend was DJ'ing at a bar, and we decided to follow it up with the only logical thing to do at 2 am on a Thursday: karaoke. Initially, songs were pretty quite and generic - U2, Red Hot Chili Peppers etc. This just wasn't doing it for me, so I decided to take it up a notch and put on Changes by 2Pac. As I drunkenly belted out the lyrics, I realized that the song had the n-word numerous times. I figured it would be worse to change the lyrics to 2Pacs masterpiece than to say the word, so I went for it. After all, 2Pac must have forseen this scenario when he was writing his music: drunken white kids singing his songs at karaoke. I hope I didn't offend anybody. The women in our group were probably more disgusted as I took on Ja Rule's "Always on Time."

Bitch, you know better, either M-O-B
Money Over Bitches, Murder I.N.C
I got two or three hoes for every V
And I keep 'em drugged up off that ecstasy